dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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