So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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