If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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