and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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