if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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