Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We were destined to go to rehab together
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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