And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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