do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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