i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it's like iHOP with fire
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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