Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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