i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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