Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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