I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize