Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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