Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I FOUND THE LEGS
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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