only if we run a train.
done.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
How naked do you want me to be?
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