You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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