i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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