Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There r osticjed everywhere
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
