If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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