I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
