I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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