I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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