After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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