come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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