You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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