I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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