I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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