google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
vagina is talking i cant
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
