I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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