I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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