You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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