No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
