We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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