He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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