You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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