They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You are the jesus of drinking
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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