Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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