We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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