Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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