I want to stick my p in your. b.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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