Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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