I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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