Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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