Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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