As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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