Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you traded sex for a burrito?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
How external is "for external use only"?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
