I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just want to make out with him forever
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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