Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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