Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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